She did WHAT?

I know I play to a small audience, so here goes an oldie but a goodie. I'm going to say some stuff to some people but not reveal their names. Drama :D

1) You're a fucking piece of shit, go die in a fire.

2) Hope everything works out for you, specially your new adventure. :)

3) Bad ass as always, can't believe you're not a porn star.

4) You are so similar to what I'd consider perfect sometimes it scares me, but usually it just makes me happy. In fact my true feelings are too hardcore even for this meme.

5) STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!

6) You're going to die soon. :(

7) We ride until we die.

8) Stop falling for losers, you're actually quite a catch.

9) You're cool like the other side of the pillow.

10) Do you even have me as a friend?

Note: One of the above is fake, just meant to add more drama.

Note2: REPLY MOTHERFUCKERS ><'

Take ten people on your friends list and write something about them, preferably something that you wouldn't be able to say to their face. Don't reveal names.

1) You need to get laid so fucking bad.

2) I like your dedication and you're very fun to talk to... seriously, who or what are you?

3) You are everything any guy could ever hope for in a girl and I think you don't know it. You're also one of the few people who have ever made me shy just by chattin' X__X

4) I love you... but we will NEVER kiss.

5) You're strangely erotic O__O

6) You need to marry a guy, seriously.

7) STOP BEING SO DUMB!

8) I had a crush on you once, but it didn't last long.

9) You're so fun and I never thought you would turn out this good!

10) I bet you'll end up dead and drunk in about 2 years.

Sam Alito and Stephen Harper. 'Nuff said.

You are Seymour You scored -15 good or evil, -4 spirituality, 6 power, and 32 intelligence!

Seymour - the weird haircut was my first clue. He had all the earmarks of one crazy bastard, and it turned out I was right. An intelligent man, Seymour hides his evil tendencies behind a false devotion to Yevon. The master of his facade (or maester, if you will), not even those closest to him ever knew he had such an evil streak - that is until it fell apart. Never being a spiritual man, Seymour lacked patience. When that wore thin his true nature spilled out bringing his entire house of cards down - and nearly taking Yevon with him. As for you, I'd avoid developing the green eyes of jealousy, and I'd get a haircut, hippie! Anyway, if you're anything like Seymour, you've probably got the whole neighborhood fooled. I'd be careful, though. Seymour fell apart faster than it takes a balloon to pop, so I'd make sure you keep that house of cards guarded very well. Other similar characters include Khaos(ff1), Rufus(ff7) and Norg(ff8) Your Polar opposite is Dagger. You'll probably get along with Sephiroth, and you could tolerate Vincent or Bahamut.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 15% on purity You scored higher than 7% on faith You scored higher than 42% on strength You scored higher than 98% on intelligence

Link: The Who are you in the FF Universe Test written by Helbereth on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Link

Snip:

E-mail sent through Web sites launched in Los Angeles and San Francisco is providing people with a free, sometimes anonymous, way to tell their casual sex partners they might have picked up more than they bargained for.

Basically, you do NOT want to get this type of e-mail.

Wait, that's not really Might-Mask... it's GOTEN AND TRUNKS?!

Trunks: THIS TOURNAMENT IS STUPID!

Final test tomorrow, political science. Also, thinking of buying a new hair clipper. Hmm... hmm... hm... *strokes his kitty*

This is how it works. You post, I will post the YTMND that reminds me the most of you. If you don't know what a YTMND is, visit http://ytmnd.com and find out!

Post away friends. You don't have to put this on your LJ if you aren't familiar with YTMNDs, but if you are, pass it around.

Step One
- Make a post (public, friendslocked, filtered...whatever you're comfortable with) to your LJ. The post should contain your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fun ("I'd love a Snape/Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV.") The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.
- If you wish for real possible things, make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves) could get in touch with you.
- Also, make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your LJ, or link to this post (it'll be public) so that the holiday joy will spread.

Step Two
- Surf around your friendslist (or friendsfriends, or just random journals) to see who has posted their list. And now here's the important part:- If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use--or even know where you could get someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free--do it.
You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call.
There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.


A card from people would be nice. But, yeah. As the meme says, I should post what I really want:

Minor gifts

- A card
- Pix
- A banner to use as a signature on the internet
- German techno music
- A tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch

Major gifts

- A laptop dance
- Big money.
- Good grades in my finals.
- REALLY GOOD pix (girls only... or Chris w/ jeans)
- Large OrnamenTs That tEll me life'S aBstract meaning and/Or Other BS.

If you want to make any of those come true, you know how to contact me!

Date:	2005-11-18 03:23
Subject:	WOAH! LEEROY JENKINS ON JEOPARDY!
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused

No fucking joke.

http://media.putfile.com/Who-is-Leroy-Jenkins

I WIN AT LIFE! =O

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	8.3
Mind:	7.7
Body:	9.6
Spirit:	6.3
Friends/Family:	5.6
Love:	Not enough information
Finance:	6.5
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

Date:	2005-10-28 23:36
Subject:	Major blow for YTMNDers in Singapore.
Security:	Public
Mood:	touched

SINGAPORE (Reuters) - A Singaporean man was sent to jail after he threatened to post nude photos of his former girlfriend on the Internet, the Straits Times newspaper reported Friday.


The 27-year-old man was sentenced to one month in prison for intimidating his 18-year-old girlfriend after she ended their relationship, the newspaper reported. He sent the woman numerous threats using phone text messages, the paper said.

Singapore, a wealthy city-state located in Southeast Asia, is known for its tough laws and strict social controls.

Three men were convicted earlier this year for threatening to post nude photos of women on the Internet unless they were paid or the women agreed to meet them.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051028/od_nm/singapore_nude_dc;_ylt=Ahab.0uUtK_xEnMtd22PgUGs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-

SOTOGRANDE, Spain (AP) -- French golfer Jean Van de Velde will attempt to enter next year's Women's British Open because he is upset women may qualify for the 2006 British Open.

``I'll even wear a kilt and shave my legs,'' said Van de Velde, who six years ago botched a chance for a British Open title in one of the great collapses in a major.

Recent policy set by the Royal and Ancient Golf Club will allow women to qualify for next year's British Open.

``My whole point is where do we draw the line?'' Van de Velde asked after shooting a 7-over-par 78 Thursday in the first round of the Volvo Masters. ``If we accept that women can enter our tournaments, then it applies that men can play with women.''

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news;_ylt=Aupu7gNWZR8bKuoYXNBmAi0ogsUF?slug=ap-vandeveldevswomen&prov=ap&type=lgns

POST HERE AND:

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST. It is written

Date:	2005-10-28 04:15
Subject:	FUCK YES!!!!
Security:	Public
Mood:	accomplished

It appears this LJ is back to life. So put your pants on, LJ community, DonBaja is at the door.

I kind of fail at LJs. IT WOULD SEEM SO!

Date:	2005-09-09 04:57
Subject:	WOAH!
Security:	Public
Mood:	crazy

There was quite the storm here and the first floor and basement of my dorm got flooded for a little bit. I felt like those people in New Orleans. Some guys got a little *TOO* into it and started looting rooms and throwing text books at the janitors. They were fined 100 bucks a piece.

Now everyone's pissed at the school president for not acting sooner, but he claims that going in before the hall manager approves would violate the school constitution.

Also the dude three doors down from me fucked a sorority chick.

Date:	2005-09-07 19:08
Subject:	The truth is out!
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused

SRO games... is an anagram for...

E-Orgasms.

Let there be food and hookers for all!

Date:	2005-09-07 13:02
Subject:	I just had an erection for four hours.
Security:	Public
Mood:	horny

Should I contact my doctor?

Date:	2005-09-06 17:16
Subject:	.hax
Security:	Public
Mood:	okay

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked."